Cop Humor

Being a beat cop in a major city has its perks, and its downsides. Keeping the regular drunks, hobos, and addicts’ shenanigans to a socially acceptable level (or I should...

NEW YORK -- A pair of officers from NYPD's mounted patrol lost control of their steeds in Brooklyn on Thursday afternoon, forcing cops to run them down, police said. The...

You never know when someone is going to go crazy, or where, or how. Sometime its stress, sometimes it's your brain chemistry that's off, sometimes it's what your doctor gives...

FONTANA, Calif. -- A parrot who escaped from a San Bernardino County home swooped to safety when it flew through a window Tuesday and into a police chief’s office. Verde...

The Gods must love technology! At least the ones that politicians, liability lawyers, political activists and bureaucrats pray to that is. I took my oath of office shortly after the...

Technology is a wonder... And I sometimes wonder if it’s for us, or a’gin us. In street parlance, (which is understandably much akin to prison language given the perpetual cross-over...

In my line of work, you get to meet all the wonderfully diverse and different types of human beings. Occasionally, you’ll get to talk with them, enjoy their company, and...

Bobby Shoe-Shine. That’s what all the Street cops called him back waaay long ago. He’d show up at the Station's Sally Port door before the pay-day line up, and for...

Experiencing Mr. Stinky! You kinda had to be there, so follow me... Back when homeless people were hobos, drunks were winos, and “substance abusers” were hypes, I pounded a classic foot...